Long Car Trips

          Dear America,

                This is my formal complaint against your road system. Its too big. way to big. why did you  
            guys
           have to buy the louisiana purchase? seriously, In Europe, you can drive across all of it in like 3        
           hours. Come on.
                                                                                                                      Sincerely, Thomas Moll
                                                                                                                                  Disgruntled Car rider.


          This is my life, stuck in a smelly car with a dog that has a recently fixed ACL and a little brother    
          who decided to play a huge game of basketball alone. It smells and the NiQuil I took is kicking in.
          But only as far as the clouded mind. (Lols Jedi Mind Trick) My cough is in full swing. and im        
          trying to blog. Back to my dog. Her name is Minie and she is a Pitbull (Lol Micheal Vick) / Boxer
          she recently tore her ACL but thats all fixed now. But when i walked out of the hotel to see her,
          she was wearing the Cone of Shame. Basically a fogged piece of plastic to keep her from biting at
          her fixed leg, as far as comedy goes she just about beats Daniel Tosh.

Eating has become problematic as she tried to eat but for some strange reason a magical force was preventing her from reaching it. I tried not to laugh as she plopped the cone over the bowl. I feel bad for her as the staples run up her leg like some frankenstein monster. I wonder if the vet put some bionic stuff in her leg to make her run faster... than the speed of light. Probably not because if they put some si-fi bionic dog leg in that she would try to run but her bionic leg would over power the rest and she would spin in a circle tearing a hole in the ground. Or the vet just fixed her ACl.