The Ark Project

Hellllloooo, and it is time for my first troll project. Ark Productions I plan on posing as a rich mother wanting to make her daughter famous. As you already know the song "Friday" is probably the worst song ever produced, with horrible singing, bad editing and a 13 driving a freaking car. Heck no. But if you havent, jump on the internet troll train by watching below.

So let me begin with a back story. I will be posing as Mrs.Deveraux, a 45 year old married woman with a rich husband, and a starstruck daughter. heres the picture that im going to send her

Precious, isnt she?. No not really this is the victim of a double homicide in Mississippi. Man I hope this producer doesnt watch the news. Back to this website. She posts what kind of camera she uses and what not.

With words like "Cutting Edge", "Spectacular" and "Photoshop" woah stop right there. i am sold. Let me find you a picture of her "Cutting Edge" Camera.

Darn, pretty "Cutting Edge" I think that the Brady Bunch show had a better camera then this. This dinosaur is doing Rebecca Black nooo favors. What's even better is the fact of the Testimonials. I quote

          "Ainsley Kellar and ARK Productions provided People Working Cooperatively a top-notch, professional solution

 to our television marketing needs with lightening speed and beautiful craftsmanship.

                               Ainsley is not only an excellent videographer, but a wonderful storyteller

                                    who deeply cares about her clients. We've had so many positive comments

                         about her work, and easily recommend her for any video project."

Yeah crap. She probably was payed to insert those underlined words come on. Now back to the story. Janet.loves.her.princess@gmail.com will be fake email address i use. I will start my first email like this 

To: ainsley@arkproductions.com

Subject: Possible Pop-Star? 

Dear Ainsley Kellar, Let me introduce myself, I am Janet Deveraux married to Mark Deveraux. Our daughter is a very charming young lady and we were willing to see if you wanted to make our daughter a star!

She is 13, enjoys texting her friends, and driving me around with her learners permit! Yikes! She is definitely a charmer and is quite a good singer. I hope that we can become good friends in the production process, I saw your recent video "Friday" and I absolutely loved it! Money is no object, we want it to be perfect! Thanks again, Mrs. Deveraux :) 

Let the trolling begin. I hope to get an email accepting my offer. Check in Soon!

Blogging At School

Lols just figured out that Blogspot isnt blocked on our school network, so just giving you guys and update, I have robotics regional in mineapolis. So my teachers are pretty mad haha so bye.

Last Day Of Spring Break

The sun has finally come out on this nice spring break day. Just saw a commercial about texas and I totally forgot that Texas is touching water. That explains the beach in the commercial. Anyways, I made a sweet Asteroid Render in Blender3d 

Its a big file but what ever, its really easy, i had to do no modeling at all. The rock is just using a texture to make the actual shape of the Asteroid. Then i just ran some the picture through some compositing and BAM freaking huge space rock. 

Ap Euro Reading

So here I am reading my Ap Euro book about the social reforms of the 1800's and I am on edge waiting for the Russian part to pop up, but no the authors decided to put Russia at the end of the chapter...... 

Dear Facebook..

Hey there Facebook, I noticed your new layout and all but the thing that got me the most was this.

Now, to me this looks like Javana Massaged You, my cousin's friend from California would never do this, but still it is a very inappropriate message that Facebook that try to convey to our innocent minds. I do not want my friends on Facebook just suprise massaging me out of no where. Get real.

You guy know how you can have a group chat with like a fan page or whatnot? Of course you do. It would be funny if the group was like the "Masculine Bikers Of America" You see where this is going...

Also another GREAT feature about facebook is the ability to Sort your friends.

Note the use of the Group "People I Want To Talk To" and "Other" friends. this might seem shallow but its very effective at hiding from people you added from Anonymous chat rooms and other stuff like that. 

This technique can also be used to sort girls according to hotness by making groups "10" "9" "8" and so forth. But honestly I dont have enough time to sort everyone. Any besides the point, im not that heartless.

So Thanks again facebook for lending me your ear (ears?) because this is a very pressing issue.

Btw, I saw the Social Network, Mark Zuckerburg seems like a pretty mean guy but hey if he can buy your house and the surrounding states, I think that we should give him some credit.

Blaging from Bed

Helloooo There, im just Czeching in on the blag sitting in bed watching 2012 for the 4th time, while my laptop is setting everthing around it aflame, because i for got to close minecraft in the background, but oh well its fine. Have a good night/morning/night because its 12:14

Dear Japan.

Konichiwa, Hello. I am here to apologize to Japan for my last post containing a crudely drawn Japan being hit by an earthquake. This was very wrong of me. I watch the news and i have seen the devastation there. I hope that Japan gets better, and that every country chips in and helps out them in their time of need.

  Yes yes, but think of all the great things in Japan. LIKE NINTENDO!!!! OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THEM AND WHAT ABOUT THE 3DS?????? oh no this cannot happen, the first 3d portable gaming device, well except for actual toys but nvm, I hope everthing is ok.

Yeah it probably is. Nintendo is probably under 12 feet of water but we all know that she'll pull through. The 3DS is probably curled up in the corner on the top floor, shivering, wondering if he will be airlifted to America.

Sad images... But at least the footage from the 3DS will be sweet, because its in 3d. So Sorry again Japan, I hope you get well <3 Love Thomas Moll